Classified Ad
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I found her number in a classified ad
A fast food hairdresser who didn't look too bad
Grew up on the soaps and the game show hosts
A T.V. degree that accented her most
I made my selection and called her on the phone
When I asked her direction she stared at her T.V.
Screen and said, "What do you mean?"
We went to a party that her girl friend had
I got to meet the names from the classified ad
We analyzed the movies and all got into signs
Baby tell me yours and maybe I'll tell mine
My analyst said I should get out more than once a week
Did you see the diet in the new star
It said if you loose all those pounds
You'll be the thinnest one around
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Sorry friends but I got to get on home
I hate to be a bother but I'd rather be alone
The wind was howling I walked quickly down the street
The night was closing in, the air was loosing heat
I felt so empty for again I was alone
I thought about returning
With that thought I ran on home
But on the way I could hear them calling my name
Don't you run away we all want you to stay
Do the things we do and you'll eliminate your pain
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