You Got Me Hooked
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Mary my dear
You've nothing to fear
We're going to be married tomorrow
It's hard to believe I met you yesterday
It was just another fishing trip for me
I was sitting by the lake grinning happily
When you tugged on my line
I knew you'd be mine forever

You're just a fish
I'm just a man
Together we are fish and man
I can't wait 'til we're out on our honeymoon
I don't know what it took
But fishy baby you got me hooked
So just reel me on in
And out lives will begin forever

There may be other fish out in the sea
But you're the only fish for me

Don't you marry the fish
My friends all say
You'll love her even more as a fried fillet
But I can't bring myself to throw her in the pan
Marry the fish and you're out of our will
The family said but my fishy sit still
You'll be my wife
We'll have a wonderful life together